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Group of Homeless Samaritans Brutally Murdered Behind Furlbrow Farm
Witnesses state that the four men killed at the Furlbrow's farm were on their way to delivering dirt pies to a shelter on the east coast when attacked.
Jimb "Candles" McHannigan, an eyewitness on the scene, had this to say, "Yep, I saw the whole thing go down with my own two eyes. Was a <male / female> <class>. <He / She> looked like <he / she> may have been on something. <He / She> slaughtered the poor bums in broad daylight while shouting obscenities and proclaiming <his / her> love for Stormwind and King Varian Wrynn. I think <he / she> may have killed Lou immediately afterward. I was too shaken up to see."
Witnesses state that the four men killed at the Furlbrow's farm were on their way to delivering dirt pies to a shelter on the east coast when attacked.
Jimb "Candles" McHannigan, an eyewitness on the scene, had this to say, "Yep, I saw the whole thing go down with my own two eyes. Was a <male / female> <class>. <He / She> looked like <he / she> may have been on something. <He / She> slaughtered the poor bums in broad daylight while shouting obscenities and proclaiming <his / her> love for Stormwind and King Varian Wrynn. I think <he / she> may have killed Lou immediately afterward. I was too shaken up to see."